Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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