I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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