i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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