I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
