do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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