she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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