But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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