But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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