apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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