In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
