you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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