apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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