Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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