this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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