her vagine was all disorganized.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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