why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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