i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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