bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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