After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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