This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Randomize
