Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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