just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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