If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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