weddingsv make me drug and hornr
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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