Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.