yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him