Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.