Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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