i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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