Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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