I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My balls are so social today.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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