A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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