im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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