thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I AM VODKA MAN
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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