I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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