Where is the hickey?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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