It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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