Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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