i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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