remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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