They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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