Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Where did you get a picture of my penis

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(813): View more from Florida

i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa

(404): View more from Georgia

sure if you go to prison

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(407): View more from Florida

my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.

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(631): View more from New York

Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk

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(512): View more from Texas

Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?

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(253): View more from Washington

she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

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(618): View more from Illinois

This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?

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(313): View more from Michigan

I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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(813): View more from Florida

Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!

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