the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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