How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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