Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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