i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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