Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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