my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂