he wants to bone in the snuggie
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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