You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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