You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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