what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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