Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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