Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
