We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was an excessively violent trivia night
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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