Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Randomize
